I was on the way home from the supermarket (Yes, the country’s in a state of national emergency and all I’m concerned about is doing my grocery), when I heard this bit over the radio:

“…papasok sana ako sa isang fastfood outlet nang hinarang ako ng mga militanteng groupo. Hindi daw kasi ito makabayan.” (I was going to go inside the fastfood joint, but I was stopped by militant groups/protesters because it wasn’t patriotic).