Hide Your Women!
That’s the best advice I can give to fathers, brothers, and best yet, fiances this weekend. Why? Because Wayan is in town!
As a global Metroblogger, leaving women to morn, girls to yearn, and ex-husbands out for blood, this self-proclaimed (and self-absorbed) God’s Gift to Women will be talking up the local hotties in Malate. Beauties like Sigrid here.
No matter that she is the fiancee of my good friend or took pity on me and showed me bayside and her favorite bar, Havana, last night, I still had to play my game. Using my smooth skills of flattery and chivalry, I made my move early, at midnight exact; I fell asleep in my solo cab ride back to my hotel.
Yeah, hide your women; Mr. Lame-o is here!